His logic seems impeccable. He sees the sign and it opens up his eyes. That's just straight up Ace of Base, one of your national treasures. How can you say no? Of course, you could trump him with some old-school ABBA!

If you haven't yet, confront him and tell him to stop. You broke up with him for a reason, I think he should be reminded of that. If all else fails and he's still not getting the point, see if you are able to block his number.

Sounds like he's working through the feelings from the breakup still OP. It can take time depending on how he felt and how long the relationship lasted. If it continues and it annoys you put your foot down and let him know he needs to stop.

Just tell him to make like a pin and disappear. :)

Sure, sure. Bobby pins = a cosmic sign you belong together. The conscious decision you made to end things = eh, too vague to interpret. Let's stick to rationality and evidence, like the bobby pins.

Your life doesnt suck, you're rx boy friend's life sucks

I'm sorry, OP. That's really creepy and gross. Some people just don't understand that they can't inflict their feelings on others.

It's a bit creepy.....But you gotta admit, that takes dedication!!

lol. well that's stupid.

If that is his personality he'd probably say he found one even if he didn't. Scary, you dodged a bullet there. Keep dodging.