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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
By iheartkanye - 30/06/2019 20:01
By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00
By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30
By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale
By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:35 - Canada - Concord
By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 05:02 - Canada - Barrie
By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France
Hey at least you have a new angry word formed here . If you stub your toe just do "Shit fuckle buckle ton !!"
Shit rhymes with clit not buckle fuckle or ton.
"Shit fuckle buckle clit"?
Am I the only one thinking it should've been, "shit, buckle, ton, fuckle." That way it would rhyme better. Boyfriend was just trying to teach her to swear. Which kids swearing is kind of adorable. My godniece when she was about 3 knew what a frog was but couldn't really say it. And my sister had a frog air fresher in the back window of her car. So we're riding along and out of the back seat we hear the cutest, "****!" I spin around and ask her what she said. "****! A ****!" Now we're both trying to figure out why or what she's saying and I see her pointing to the little frog. Oh man, good times. :) We tried desperately to correct her pronunciation of frog. But it still kept coming out ****. I wish camera phones were bigger back then. It would've made an adorable vine.
Vines all suck.
I just saw a video earlier today of a kid saying "****" instead of "frog." It was pretty funny.
Sounds like your boyfriend is in a "shit buckle fuckle ton" of trouble!
Shit, Buckle, and Fuckleton, represented clients who have a son, whose **** grew tall from Risperdal. They made plaster casts of what amassed, making jurors award claims that were unsurpassed while aghast at the Gynecomastia.
I think you just won the internet :P.
Fun to say... And I just told my wife in front of my kid.
Maybe a song would be better...
I don't know really why but this made me cry with laughter
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At least it rhymes...
Watch her grow up to be the greatest rapper of all time