Work and Capitalism: Late stage capitalism

Late stage capitalism

By Jayy - 04/09/2023 12:30 - South Africa - Germiston

Today, the company I work for is now an online company, meaning we work from home. My boss suggested I live with him and I would still get my salary; if I don’t, I will get paid via 3% commissions on systems that barely sell. The worst part of all of this is that every day I get shouted at for nothing. I hate my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 23:00

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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Valuable member of the team

By Anonymous - 21/11/2021 20:00

Today, I live an hour away from work, and asked my boss if I could work remotely as roads are closed due to a bad storm. He said no, I have to come in or lose a day's pay. I found out he is letting my coworkers work remotely and be paid. I've been with the company for 8+ years; my coworkers have been there ~2.5 years. FML

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You deserved it 94

By MikaPika - 07/03/2017 20:00 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, my boss offered me a 3% "raise" with new commission targets. Consequently this "raise" would result in my income being reduced by a third. Apparently, if I can reach my current targets, they're too easy. So, as a reward for being great at my job, I get a reduced salary. FML

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By arther - 03/06/2019 02:05

Today, I got up at 3:15 a.m. to be ready for work at 5 a.m. I get to my work station to find absolutely no work to do. After talking with my boss, I was sent home with no pay. If I'd been employed there 3 weeks longer, I would've been paid for 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 153

The 5%

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 10:00

Today, my office has decided to make our working from home a permanent thing for 95% of our staff so they can rent a much smaller office space. Guess who’s one of the 5% who has to drag himself out of bed, just to be a warm body at the office in case something comes up requiring a man on site… FML

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You deserved it 141

Wise words

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 05:01

Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML

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By PhD student - 10/02/2016 11:57 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

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You deserved it 1 977

Exploitation

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 18:00

Today, despite having made it clear that I'm neither interested, nor I am able to take over the jobs of the 3 members of staff who have recently left, my boss made a "Progress Plan" for me and will check on it weekly. I'm getting paid 1.5 times less than average in my role and he's not giving me a raise because the company is stingy. FML

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Give me something, anything!

By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hired as an aide to a manager. He only works 2 hours a day, so I only work for 2 hours. The other 8 hours of my day I'm bored because I’m not allowed to go home, watch YouTube, browse Facebook, or read a book, so I just sit at my desk, earning £0.17 over minimum wage, to stare at a wall. FML

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You deserved it 151

Anderling 32

Monday 4 September 2023 17:45

Call a lawyer immediately. This sounds very extortion-y and might even go as far as harrassment depending on your genders.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 September 2023 15:10

Free rent sounds pretty good! I used to have a boss who yelled at me during meetings. His bald head used to go from beige to red to purple as his rants went on. It became a big joke among all my coworkers, so I'd always answer in a way that would make him go full purple. Turn the unpleasantness of being yelled at into entertainment!

Comments

nkunzi 4

Monday 4 September 2023 12:41

They’re right about Joburg East, full of loons

ODBeefalo 10

Monday 4 September 2023 14:42

they either want you to quit to cut costs, or your boss REALLY wants you to live with them. the first is standard downsizing when they don't want to pay severance, at least around here. check your contract about the pay change, you may be fine to just keep on keeping on.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 September 2023 15:10

Anderling 32

Monday 4 September 2023 17:45

Call a lawyer immediately. This sounds very extortion-y and might even go as far as harrassment depending on your genders.

Battousai124 7

Tuesday 5 September 2023 22:54

Write an email and get it in writing, without him realizing, or record him getting him to say that that is what is awaiting you, because this is clearly sexual harassment AND extortion.