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if they were married to you ( ^^^ ) I can see why they would make up excuses
I whitewater kayak, and before getting in a kayak you need to know how to role it back up, or at least exit it. which is VERY easy. but if it was a rec, ocean, tandem kayak, or whatever kind you had, it should be easy to exit BC you don't have a skirt to get off... and idk how you ca possibly dislocate anything while exiting a kayak. coming from a whitewater kayaker... idk how this can possibly happen!!! but if it truly did then you have a crappy husband.
maybe shes really fat and was stuck
121 dont just go judging people. we dont know the whole situation. what if it turns out he has a bacterial infection on a cut on his leg, he gets jungle foot and has his leg amputated? its unlikely, but possible
140 or he could of twisted his ankle, but I doubt it.
You'd never know unless your in her situation.
Takes one to know one.
i guess its true what they say... you are what you eat.
wow jess, that's as good as I know you are but what am I
77... ur a dumb a.ss. You know she could have drowned? also i bet you dont know whats its like to be under water with a dislocated sholder.
123 I agree. My buddy who has a pretty good pain tolerance got a dislocated shoulder. He couldn't do shit with that arm for like 2 weeks.
How do you two know she was underwater? Use your brains, my friends.
it also said her husband didnt help because his FEET hurt. if she was in the water her husbands feet wouldnt have anything to do with it, because he'd most likely be IN A KAYAK.
then why was her life endangered if she was safe in the kayak.
You should reward them with blow jobs!
LOL!
he basically called you a **** and you laugh? dang! your picture might also suggest fellatio. boys 2 dollar sucky sucky?
#15 WIN
giggity.
yeah i agree with #2. just be glad your saved for now. later on get angry at him.
aha I read this FML and the last one peoples are just disliking your comment left and right huh?
ehh i dont care. its just an app.:P
oo, i smell incest
What...? The girl has no blood relation with any of those guys. if you mean the husband and his siblings, that doesn't even make sense.
I believe Jimster was referring to themselves. It's the only logical explanation.
I doubt that, 33.
I smell someone who doesn't know what incest means
I smell a ****** idiot
I also smell troll.... ****!
i smell a combo breaker...
the two brothers wants u
want*
Everyone needs their priorities.
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Looks like u chose the wrong one..
at least u were saved