Lazy ass
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hey, nice husband ya got there! but at least your brothers in law don't hate you, they couldve left you to your watery grave - they sound like nice guys! ;) FYL, op. don't go anywhere dangerous with your husband - you never know what he won't save you from next - sharks, lions, cannibal head hunters, who knows?!
I'm sure your husband would of came if you had been under for a few minutes, wether or not you can hold it a few minutes he still probably would of helped
hold her breath?
Did you leave out the part where your husband flipped the kayak? Did he look disappointed that his brothers saved you? That "my feet hurt" is an old and tired excuse.
Ooh good point! Watch your back OP....
hey #21 I new u were Aussie as soon as I read your post. bloody crackup!!!!!
you were born in 96 yet claim to be an old bastard.. here is what is really true. 1). you are a 14 year old retarded troll to be impersonating a man in about his 40's as a way if being funny, yet got confused and put in your actual year of birth because your brain doesn't function to a normal persons standards. 2). you are a pedophile and put in the birth year of your poor victims but you put a real picture up of yourself because your brain doesn't function to a normal persons standards. either way your ****** retarded.
Keywords
Looks like u chose the wrong one..
at least u were saved