By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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OnlyAvailableID 28

Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Just a cake? JUST a cake? Bitch, I lost a ******* cake in the jungles of 'Nam. It is never *just* a cake.

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Bear_Flu 0

are you sure you didn't lose that cake in NOM?

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jbsington 8

that cake... is a lie ;) now everyone knew a portal joke was coming, don't lie.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Touché, 33. Touché. 37, I beat you to that 34 posts ago :p

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o0Semper0Fi0o 0

OMGLOLZ portal fans ftw!!! >:OOO!!!ooOoOoOooOOoO

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PinkElephants713 6

Cake?! That cake was my most bed test creation.....

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ambowew 7

Well the thief must have been hunger. You should appreciate that they liked your cooking.

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CreateZ 0

The theif must of been hunger? Is that the name of the robber? Why isn't his name capitalized? Oh, the questions I have for this world.

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DocBastard 38

I have two questions for you, CreateZ. 1) Was "hunger" simply an oversight? 2) How the **** could you misspell "thief" when it was correct originally? 3) Must of? Really? For those questioning the questions, there are only 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't.

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thatfrenchguy 8

haha Doc, I knew the binary thing but with percentages: 64% of people understand percentages, but 59% don't. this may be wrong though because a friend told me and 79% of percentages are fake and made up on the spot

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naximus93 0

And once again, DocBastard has saved us from stupidity.

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youfailed18 0

Docbastard, you're my hero.

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docscientist 9

Createz is telling us the robber is hunger incarnate.

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CreateZ 0

Haha, I partially thank you for correcting me, Doc. I was typing very fast and iPhones are very bothersome when you're in a hurry.

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cageddreamz 4

stupid grammar Nazi's.... who gives a ****...

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DocBastard 38

CreateZ, thank you for taking the naziing for what it is, rather than shooting off a stupid retort like cageddreamz. Speaking of which, dreamz - the apostrophe in "Nazi's" doesn't belong as it is not possessive. And the ellipsis after "****" should be a question mark. I give a ****. Any other questions?

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hurrican_fml 0

docbasterd freaking grammar perfectionist. what, do you practice planking too? I'm not trying to be mean I think it's great you know how to spell, but you don't have to go around correcting people.

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ScreamAimFire 0

What type of cake because if it was like a triffle cake i'd totally understand why this man/woman stole your cake.

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peakcheer 2

triffle? you mean truffle:) maybe. haha I'm not sure what your talking about

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surferchick96 0

*hello this is the police, wat is ur emergency* *help help ive been robbed* *calm down, wat did they take* *my cake!!!*

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RKftw68 0

well that *puts on sunglasses* takes the cake YEAGUHHH

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dredkin 5

The cake? -takes of glasses Mother of God.

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max_wilder 9

next time don't leave your most valuable cake in the open

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JuliaM1000 10

Yea But this cake was goood. THANKS FOR THE CAKE

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marinus_fml 19

Ahm, I'm pretty sure your cat just walked away.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Did you misread the post or not finish your comment?

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marinus_fml 19

Actually I did misread it :( I thought it said cat. My bad.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

No worries, mate. I thought that's what happened but then thought you might've been about to say the cat walked away with the cake. -.-

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BloodyHeel 8

I laughed cos I thought you were implying the OPs unmentioned cat stole it.

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locachick101 0

lmbo. this is sad but funny, it would be funnier if it was a hobo too.. and you were driving somewhere and you saw a hobo with frosting all over his mouth!

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