Accident, Relatable and Awkward: Let 'em in

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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Confused

By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By something - 16/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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slash1396 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:02

wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi

lmmmr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That wasn't necessary.

Comments

fakkumairaifu 14

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:46

Aww, sucks. I did this when I was a kid - I was locked out of the house and pissed that my family wouldn't let me in, so I banged on the door until my right fist went through a glass pane. They were all out in the back yard the whole time.

um_duh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 10:14

Hide the keys to his car... or something as equally evil and yet funny

TheGasMaskGuy 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:21

You should have broken out a a side window and infiltrated that way, to earn otimum creativity and style points.

graintrain 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:09

So you didn't try opening the door before you started banging on it? That makes this a YDI

wikifoo 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:03

DUH

InsomPsycho 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:13

My sister did that to an emergency window. She blamed it on me for trying to hold the window shut. Why don't people understand that when you HIT glass, it may break!?

ShadowMystika 0

Monday 15 June 2009 8:30

Soon we'll see "Today, I shot my best friend because he tried to strangle me. It turns out he was just giving me a big hug. FML"

GarillaMagic 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:20

Three questions,why didnt you go around the front, did you break it with a lawn chair(thick glass much), and do you have anger management issues.

krystal_love 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:21

Youre so stupid, you dont just ASSUME its locked. at least check. and you must have issues if you bang hard enough to break it.

CaptainSarcasm 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:48

Wow. Some people... I know one day, with the assumptions people make, somebody will be saying, "Today I assumed that my house was going to blow up, so I moved to another country. I guess I was wrong."