Let it all out

By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML
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Mathalamus 24

Ew. That's unpleasant to go through.

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LennyComa 39

This will be an unpleasant winter for you in Colorado. You should see your Doctor though if it persists

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MariaGiovanni 25

Sucks that it happened in an inopportune place but I've actually heard a few people say they have to blow their nose to have a bm. So OP seek comfort in the fact that you're not alone!

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mixximoo 24

I think you pushed to hard when blowing your nose

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olpally 32

This is hilarious... Hopefully she can get you a Change of clothes asap! :P

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derangedplanet 23

Or hopefully she doesn't think he's a disgusting man and can no longer handle being with him?

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olpally 32

He sneezed and shit himself at the same time... He's not disgusting because he can't control his bowel movements. You're an idiot.

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derangedplanet 23

I'm not saying he is? I'm saying I've heard of girls dumping for less and hopefully that is not the case. I was being completely serious when I said hopefully that didn't happen

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lesabber 18

whats a bowel movement?

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DogeDogeDoge 13

The Bowel Movement of 1812, was when all the Bowel's decided to stand up for themselves and created a huge movement so all the Bowels could gain freedom and independence!

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SecundusSecunda 27

I think it's an instrument, like mayonnaise

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Sweetjessierose 8

It's a poo. He did a poo in the middle of his girlfriend's kitchen

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derangedplanet 23

When 38 ruins everyone's enjoyment over the fact this commentator was reading through all these puns about brownies and shit trying to figure out what taking a shit was

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