Skincare routine

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 12:00

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Today, my boyfriend's dick is broken. We used to have an amazing sex life but because he won't take care of his jock itch, and his skin keeps cracking every time there's any pulling on his junk, I haven't really been laid in almost a year and a half. FML
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cuz803 44

That's honestly disgusting. If he doesn't treat it soon, do leave him. Communicate with him and tell him you miss sex and care about his health. If he refuses, it's time to go find a new **** to bounce on.

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Hangryko 29

If he's had jock itch for a year and a half without any treatment, leave him. Antibiotics likely won't cure it now. I've never heard of such a high level of manchildishness.

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Hangryko 29

If he's had jock itch for a year and a half without any treatment, leave him. Antibiotics likely won't cure it now. I've never heard of such a high level of manchildishness.

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cuz803 44

That's honestly disgusting. If he doesn't treat it soon, do leave him. Communicate with him and tell him you miss sex and care about his health. If he refuses, it's time to go find a new **** to bounce on.

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you want that fungus-laden rod anywhere near your vag?

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Brightside86 30

That sounds like some sort of mental condition. Jock itch is super cheap and quick to cure. $10, a pill a day for a week and done.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Your (horrible/nonexistent) sex life aside, that could be a serious health issue. It warrants a trip to the doctor for sure. Why would he not take care of that? It can't be pleasant to endure. Ick.

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