Let it all out

By m33p - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML
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Top comments

RobinGoodfellow 47

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.

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Comments

onlychildFTW 33

Make sure to go for the easy open sides for easier changes!

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Llama_Face89 33

21- Haaa I see what you did there!

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a shitty situation

Retaheki 27

And the Oscar for Most Overused Pun goes to...

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russfml 31

Oh really I never heard that one before lol

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buckstop1 37

Guys, you're overreacting. In every crap related FML, somebody has to say it. It's tradition. However, it is also a tradition to down vote it to oblivion.

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jbones24 22

That pun was bad and you should feel bad

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False_Stupidity 41

But #40, it's also tradition to overreact and berate them for being that person.

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Sebastian2022 22

That's gonna be a tough one to recover from, mate. I wish you the best of luck.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope it didn't smell that bad...

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buckstop1 37

Agreed. Last week, in Band Class, this kid Carter sharted. We call him Sharter now. Indeed, it will be tough to recover from.

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lukian_fml 29

Class must have been very relaxing, to the point of relief!

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jentrynicole 20

I really want to know how this happened.

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newzealand 28

You say relaxing but all I can imagine is Cleveland in your mind screaming "NO! NO! NO!" as the poop came out.

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LunaaBluee 27

When I was in grade 2 this girl shit herself during class because she was too embarrassed to ask the teacher for a bathroom pass

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pallycoo 13

#14, your reply made me laugh more than the fml.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Had a friend who was known as mudbutt after he crapped his pants after being tackled in football. Good luck Op. Hopefully you can laugh it off eventually

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Probably explains where they got the nickname. I haven't seen that fml yet. And i thought my frieds were being creative

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pureportedpear 27

If you are lucky, nobody noticed and you got out of there before anyone had the chance to. Best of luck further on if anyone did though OP

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cheeeksss 29

Idk man, that smell is pretty noticeable.

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Spentpoet 26

At least it wasn't on someone's back porch.

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XQuartzX 15

I think a porch would be less embarrassing than in class with people you know.

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