Let it all out

By m33p - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.

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lazyslumber 18

If this is your way of relaxing then better have some diapers on OP! Good luck with the taunts from your mates.

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russfml 31

I suggest finding a way into the witness protection program and get a new identity. Unless you're just into relaxing ***** in the class lol And yes this entire comment is straight sarcasm

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Yeah, just leave that anywhere pal.

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buckdharma 36

your soon to be ex will call you Ex-Lax.

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MrConcise 34

Watch Jerry by Derrick Comedy for some tips on how to get away with pooping your pants. Do you like to skateboard? That'll help a bunch.

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Handsome_Jack2 10

Love how your profile pictures face perfectly reflects your comment.

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travellingfun 18

This reminds me of inbetweeners so much!

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Tyrez 32

Haha, can't imagine it would be that relaxing. I peed myself in 6th grade once and I felt like I was going to have a panic attack in my wet chair.

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Rodopen 19

I've done the same thing and but spilled me water bottle over it and covered it up like that

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TADspace 30

Did you also vomit after swallowing your gum?

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Ahmad69a 10

It happened with me once.... in Grade 1

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