Let it all out

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, my four year-old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 912
You deserved it 5 429

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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0

I was thinking the same thing. The little girl knows what she's talking about.

nco1414 7
kenjiisown 1

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FFML_314 11

No, like English men and girls from Oregon.

kenjiisown 1

Yup. I was raised in a cage. Look how I contribute to society now. You know, last year I wrote a speech in philosophy, supporting the detainment of these vermin.

You're all going to be in a corner while I smack you all with an umbrella. Animals, I tell ya'.

FFML_314 11

I don't think this cage is big enough for 3. LANI KNOWS HOW I LIKE IT!

15, but Minnesota girls are awesome! I should know because I'm one of them :D

FFML_314 11

Hell yes! Air high five, 29! He was saying he wants to be in a cage with me, LOL!

skullbashd 3

wait resbluegreen ad the other the other with a cat picture tour back o haven't seen your comments lately so happy face there here

MissErikaHart 0
FFML_314 11

I suddenly feel sick to my stomach.

FFML_314 11

What the hell did you say, 66? I mean really? I seriously have concerns.

As you should; 89, as you should. D:

randomguy1millon_fml 0

why would u want to be in a cage

seansoccernascar 0

FYI, I'm a kid. Asshole you were too.

Graawr 7

thank you!! no one here agrees with me that they are.

h2opoloplaya 0

what are you talking about? I. had to look up fart in the dictionary cuz I didn't even know what it was. I have never farted in my life and it definitely isn't natural. well maby for aliens o O __

Graawr I completely imagined William Murderface saying your comment and making that smiley expression.

Wow that's really disgusting. Teach her some manners!

someone should teach you manners. it's rude not to have a shirt on, young lady.

^^ I concur someone should teach that young woman that getting your ******* out in public is offensive!

DROELOELULZ 0

havin' a pic like urs is disgusting. Bet you got ****** in ur 3rd star.