Yeah it's natural but it's frowned upon doing it in public. Sex is natural too, but I can't go in walmart and drop my pants and have sex right there.

The same could be said about cannibalism.

I have sex in Wal*Mart daily.

We know! You are going viral on PeopleOfWalmart.com, both literally and figuratively. You should really make those dudes wrap it in Great Value condoms.

You guys made my day.

yes u can ive seen it done

Shit! Perdix, I told you not to put my business on websites. First FML and now Peopleofwalmart! I'm going to have to punish you now. I should make Jane hose you. She does such a great job!

I thought you MN girls would be loyal to Target. When you see people going at it in the middle of the aisle at Wal-Mart, you can bet she's an Arkansas girl! Any punishment outsourced to a third-party would just be no fun. I'm sure you are capable of dealing with my indiscretions personally. You might want to visit PenthouseLetters.com...I got a biiiiig mouth!

I knew you would show those to everyone! I'm taking away your privileges.

That's alright. Earning back lost privileges has proven to be even more fun than having the privileges. Are you going to tell me the terms for winning them back, or am I just going to have to poke around to find your soft spot?

perdix doesn't think my hose is sexy. Am dissappoint. :[

That's not it, Irish. I'd only want to be punished by you for awful things I've done to you, not someone else. Then, I could make it up to you with further awful things -- awful, awesome things.

oh yes you could, indeed you could ;)

who said it's not?

I swear, with all the cleavage on Fmylife, they should start charging membership. Or maybe an hourly rate.

And tools. Lots and lots of tools.

She can advance to that level later on in life when she's making pornos featuring her odd fetish for wanting to smell her farts.