Cats and Animals: LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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The betrayal of floof

By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

Don't touch the precious

Skoff_fml 27

Friday 27 February 2015 10:10

Well, you stole his blankie

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MDoremis 38

Friday 27 February 2015 10:05

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Friday 27 February 2015 10:48

Cats are the secret ruler of the world! You'll pay for your comment...sooon...

MDoremis 38

Friday 27 February 2015 10:58

Don't get me wrong, I quite enjoy having cats around, but I have no qualms admitting the fact they are generally assholes.

Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

Don't touch the precious

Wafalafaugus 18

Friday 27 February 2015 10:08

"Cats are always on the wrong side of a closed door." I guess this time he made sure that you were on the wrong side too.

1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 27 February 2015 10:09

I think your cat's message is pretty clear: Touch the blanket again and you'd loss much more than 3 hours of your time. I'd tread softly.

Skoff_fml 27

Friday 27 February 2015 10:10

Well, you stole his blankie

phoneaddict13 29

Friday 27 February 2015 21:27

so I'm not the only one who had a blankie?

captain_mal 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:50

Haha **** no dude, I had a blankie too! Still have it, honestly... =^.^=

KinkyMissBinky 23

Friday 27 February 2015 10:18

That'll teach you for taking his blanket! Fyl, cats are so fabulous yet so evil.

Dick_diamond 22

Friday 27 February 2015 10:23

Both smart and evil, that cat..

wobbly1 16

Friday 27 February 2015 10:25

On the plus side, you got all the laundry done.

R2Dee2 10

Friday 27 February 2015 10:42

How would you feel if someone stole your favorite blanket!

AfroFluff 23

Friday 27 February 2015 10:43

Cat must have been confused too, why you never came out and gave him his blanket back. Sorry to hear that OP! Don't blame the kitty

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