Cats and Animals: LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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The betrayal of floof

By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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You deserved it 340

Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

Don't touch the precious

Skoff_fml 27

Friday 27 February 2015 10:10

Well, you stole his blankie

Comments

LeashaJoy5595 28

Friday 27 February 2015 10:48

Cats hold grudges forever, you crossed the boundary, man. Hopefully your kitty saw that as your punishment, otherwise you might want to sleep with one eye open.

FMLUSER12345612 12

Friday 27 February 2015 10:56

i feel you dude

cheeeksss 29

Friday 27 February 2015 11:10

Opposite of my cat. She always pushes doors open. It's fun when she does that to me and I'm taking a shit.

Merylwen 24

Friday 27 February 2015 11:51

Maybe this is off topic, but it's kind of creepy that your basement door automatically locks from the outside.

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 27 February 2015 21:05

It sounds like a fire hazard to me. Imagine being trapped down there if there was a fire! Scary. I'd try and get that door fixed as soon as possible op!

JayVicious 20

Monday 2 March 2015 0:02

very creepy. whoever put that door/lock on was probably a serial killer....or a rapist...or was collecting girls with beautiful skin so he could make a nice skin suit.

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Friday 27 February 2015 11:56

Um... That door sound like a big safety hazard. What if there's a fire or something and you get trapped inside?! Besides that FYL OP. I once got stuck in a toy heat for an hour, so in a wary I feel your pain. Be like batman when he fell in that hole (whose name I can remember) and train. When you get out you will fight a massive battle with your cat and DESTROY him!!!!!

Mauskau 35

Friday 27 February 2015 15:28

Toy heat?

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 27 February 2015 21:06

The first part of your comment was so good, but you completely lost me on the second part. What's a toy heat? And how does this relate to batman? I completely agree about the fire hazard though. :)

Dean__Winchester 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 1:25

I actually tried Googling what a toy heat was and I got a lot of heated sex toys links. So... He totally lost me on the Batman mojo, but I think he was basically going for a metaphor that got out in the jibberish

ometzit 4

Friday 27 February 2015 12:23

Cats: always plotting a way to take over the world.

AlyssaDiannaa 20

Friday 27 February 2015 12:36

I have 6 and I bet they'd do that to me in a heartbeat if I stole their blanket.

MotoGP_Fan 11

Friday 27 February 2015 12:39

Well at least you did the laundry!

sunnyskys 25

Friday 27 February 2015 13:58

it seems people who love cats side with evil, and in every evil story the Betrayal happens. we who love cats just deal with it lol and you touched his Precious.