Kids: Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little...

By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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Just because you can don't mean you should

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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Get on with it

By MyMomIsInsane - 10/03/2015 00:28 - United States - Uniontown

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

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awesumous 16

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Oh no! Did you at least have wifi and a phone!

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Wait till she gets older, then you'll be able to get revenge. >:)

Comments

awesumous 16

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Oh no! Did you at least have wifi and a phone!

dolfinmaster 7

Monday 23 May 2016 16:42

Probably not because if they had a phone, op might have used it to call their parents

Jackimo98 24

Monday 23 May 2016 18:07

Maybe her parents left theirs at home

Redgy22 26

Monday 23 May 2016 19:29

If so, don't you think OP would have contacted someone?

Jackimo98 24

Monday 23 May 2016 20:40

We can play the what if game all day, let's wait and see if we get a follow up

DankNissan 11

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:00

#15 didn't mean to down vote, sorry

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Wait till she gets older, then you'll be able to get revenge. >:)

MasonSoccer23 15

Thursday 26 May 2016 20:05

Don't have to wait until she's old.

trucker2 33

Monday 23 May 2016 15:53

Well your little sister just showed you, she's the queen of the sandbox.... You better get her laundry done Cinderella

ssnow_fml 20

Monday 23 May 2016 15:53

Lock her down there today. It'll teach her a lesson.

burgermike92 17

Monday 23 May 2016 20:13

What the hell is wrong with you? OP's sister is 3.

tumtum888 12

Monday 23 May 2016 16:06

You have 10 years to plot your revenge. Sounds like a plan to me

iiSpitMarbles 16

Monday 23 May 2016 16:08

Lock her down there too. Teach her not to **** with you.

annoyedperson 25

Monday 23 May 2016 16:14

why would op lock their sister in the basement. it's obvious the little sister did it on accident, if op did it would just be cruel

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 23 May 2016 16:25

Time to talk to your parents about getting a real door. It's also kind of odd to me they would leave the house for four hours without even saying goodbye or anything to you. Just...walking out the door.

spudking 19

Monday 23 May 2016 19:20

They might have called down to say they were going without opening the door.

brezzyanna 17

Monday 23 May 2016 22:58

They might not have known she was home.

becca9985 34

Monday 23 May 2016 16:29

Unless zombies or serial killers are a problem in your area, I don't see the point of a lock like that.

UserDoesNotExist 12

Monday 23 May 2016 16:35

Omg I feel so bad, if it makes you feel any better I was outside during winter until my mom came home because my sister was sleeping and locked the door.