Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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perstephane 4

*Long distance support* What a jerk move! Hang in there!

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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow.. that is terrible. I don't see how he can save himself from this one, bonding issues?

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metalguy95 11

ah the sweet mix of booze and child birth. OP your husband's an ass

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sweetTnt_fml 0

lmfaoooo U Fuked up babe

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freespeech 0

did u have the kid to hold on to him?

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alanirys 0

I bet that when he's sober he's a pain in the butt too! take care of that baby and forget about him!

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

ugh id stop giving birth to fo murder him lol

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BlackR6Rider 5

if u think about it...a "hoe" is a garden tool you "use" all over ur yard, or maybe another persons yard, which gets "dirty" and probably gets thrown to the side or left around where anyone else such as your neighbor or a passerby can pick up and use in your or their yard so a ho in reference wouldn't be that far off from a hoe so either spelling would be ok yes no? lol

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GHOST353 0

I can say that when I saw this I fell off my bar seat laughing so hard

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