Intimacy: Letting off steam

Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Testimony night

By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

Comments

Decodedman 1

Friday 1 April 2011 13:39

For all those who dont know, blood curdling sex requires copulation, ejaculation, menstruation, and no attempt at hygiene. You're welcome.

ManaUser 0

Friday 1 April 2011 15:41

Perhaps they meant their parents were having sex WITH their grandparents. That would explain the alarm somewhat.

kaylala33 1

Friday 1 April 2011 17:33

Disturbing thought. >.< At least they still love each other though, right? You should go out while they are doing it and have some fun!

xcuerdenx 1

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:29

EWW! that is nasty! IDC if people think "its healthy, it means there still in love." its still nasty...

captainbj2 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:54

Well I hope you stop at 25, and live a sad life....sex gets better as you get older. you must be as ugly as your personality, so get some now, cause no one will want you later.

yeahreally 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:43

you're on vacation who gives a **** what they keep running off and doing! Psht they're out of the way so you can do whatever you want!

cldean24 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:47

That's what you get for being so nosy.

meintx 9

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:04

OP, you're on vacation, not staycation. Go have some fun. Sounds like someone is sitting around the hotel room too much. Unless your family went to some lame place, there are others around your age. GO HAVE FUN. LOL.