Intimacy: Letting off steam

Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 211

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Testimony night

By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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You deserved it 127

Confinement's gonna be fun

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

Comments

kyleinsane 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

first

Easyaccess 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:24

u been watching too much HBO...

punkkitteh1 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Realized noticed? OP, You just gave birth to a fail whale.

DRock525 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:15

this^

Aerious 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:15

I wanna have a fail whale too.

joliesbebes 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

nhlnba2 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:27

Sounds like they've been having fun.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:26

That's exactly what 3 just said.

RavenRiley007 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:46

they were being considerate

tulsafml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:53

^ they just might have been.

bubble25_fml 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:27

^ that's what i call hardcore swingers!

rjnorton84 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:34

and incest!

Miss_Represented 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:02

Sounds like you're a jealous buzz-kill. :) I fail to see this as an FML, you went snooping, at least they were being sneaky.

iTaylor 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:43

blood curdling sex? whoa

superflyman 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:23

what the f**k is blood curdling sex

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 1 April 2011 17:05

It's what happens to your blood when you hear or see your grandparents having sex.

kyleinsane 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:53

WTFUK

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:12

Define blood curdling...

kill4c4li 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:18

lol yeah really... o.0

OCDC 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:41

wwww.dictionary.com

KMilliron 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:14

Smartass attempt fail. Only three dubya's.

Yung23 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:55

no please don't:

docscientist 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:21

Just think about it by using that brain you might have. Blood. Curdle. Blood curdling.

OCDC 9

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:12

Oh wow, my bad. Because people obviously never make mistakes.

Ronan_k 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:29

lol OCDC Epic picture :)

memo619 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:17

realized noticed? o.o you don't need both words, just one

Ali_Br_fml 33

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:21

choose one... did you notice or realize? Sounds awkward... But at least they didn't do it right in your hotel. They were being polite.

SydneyIsSexie 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 2:31

i agree

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:24

I'm so skeeved out by old people sex. Not saying I condemn it, I just don't like the thought of saggy parts.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:50

lol same

ohyess909 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:15

could not agree more

CardMaster1992 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:13

you just haven't seen the buff old people. oh wait maybe you have, they just look real young.

vbmg152 18

Friday 1 April 2011 3:22

That's because you're young! I felt the same way 30 years ago! wait till you're older!

TheBatmayne 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:29

Blood-curdling sex? Count me in.

llamagangster 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:37

At least they were enjoying their vacation!

muchagente 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:39

i don't like to be the one breaking the news, but... the fact that your parents and grandparents have sex is the reason that you are there. i could see why other people may have a problem with this, but you?