Love: Liar!

Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

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You deserved it 3 281

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By NewFiancee - 11/08/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML

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By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Madame_Javert 4

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:26

Well did you?

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:28

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

Comments

davidn 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:41

Sounds like your dad is an a**hole.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:44

How is he an asshole? For all we know, OP probably was lying..you know..because of the username...

eternal7 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:49

Wouldn't say he's an asshole. Sounds like he just called her on her bs.

Kristabug91 1

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:08

Sounds like your the asshole

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:50

She actually did lie, that's why. Refer to the username "busted".

HeyArnold91 8

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:10

Aw he could have accused you of basing your boyfriend off someone better, like Chuck Norris.

Ins0mau 20

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:49

Chuck has some impressive martial art skills. But Indy would just shoot him.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 23 September 2012 11:21

Uh, 29? Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a full cylinder… …and won.

SeeNote 1

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:39

Your dad is just very protective of his daughter.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 23 September 2012 11:23

Protective against what? OP clearly was called on her BS as per the username she chose for the FML.

PipingMouse 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:05

Well I don't think any boy will live up to a fictional character from a movie. Personally I think you should have based him off of Wolverine. He has the works including claws, what more could you want?