Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 521
You deserved it 3 281

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

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That means that he'll got blamed for her death and I don't think she'd want that

#30- if OP was referencing her boyfriend from The Fugitive, which is a Harrison Ford movie, then the boyfriend would be blamed for OP's death. To which 28 is right, OP wouldn't want that.

25 & 43: Guys, they aren't getting it. Sometimes I think we're too old for this place.

Merylwen 24

Since her username is "busted", I guess she did.

I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

Yep. Scruffy looking nerf herders get all the chicks. As I always say FBHN

Nothin better than a blaster at your side

The proof is in the username as stated by a reply to comment 1

OhDearBetrayal 25

36- OP probably put that name out of sarcasm.

I dunno, the president in Air Force one was a badass

Haha, at least your boyfriend is interesting enough to qualify as a Harrison Ford character.

LO388 7

Which could be a good thing or a VERY bad thing.

How could anything with Harrison Ford be bad?

31- You've obviously never seen Mosquito Coast.

Iniezian 18

Take a look at OP's name. Apparently, her dad was right

I didn't even look at OP's name. This changes my perspective on everything, OP is psycho.

44 - Oh god, I didn't notice the name... Well, this changes things.

You had to have been lying. No one is as awesome as Harrison Ford.

CheeseTron 15

Your boyfriend must be pretty badass then.

mbusey 20

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

Iknowsomestuff 9

He figured you out around the time your boyfriend escaped from the Temple of Doom?

eternal7 6

Or when she said he'll be picking her up in his Millennium Falcon tonight.

Mister_Triangle 21

"He would have been here to meet you, but his plane was hijacked by terrorists. Also, he's the president."

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, if you made up a boyfriend based off of Harrison Ford...at least you've got good taste, right?

Epikouros 31

Like Yoda looks your boyfriend?

StitchnLilo 24

Like yoda your boyfriend looks

Epikouros 31

Damn, if my D&D guild hears this, they're going to revoke my nerd card.