OP: And then, after he escaped the rolling boulder, he ran to the Millennium Falcon, and flew out west where there was a huge fight between some cowboys and aliens. He found a skull made out of crys- Dad: Okay! Hold it right there!

So.. Are you dating a fugitive or a 1 armed man? Please don't say it's short stack , cuz that's a felony.

Your mistake was claiming you were dating Indiana Jones. If you played it off like you were dating John Book from "Witness," you might have pulled it off. Of course, you would have had to dress Amish and call people "thou."

I meant short round! It better not be short round.

Whenever someone's FML turns out to be more of a positive than a negative, I give that OP a whopping YDI. This is definitely one of those YDI moments. A boyfriend with Harrison Ford qualities are definitely a win.

I'd say then you just happen to have good taste in men, but considering that your name is 'busted', your dad was probably right. YDI.

According to your name, I'd say you did.

Just like you don't understand why people press the thumbs-down button on this.

Well gee, Meg... Lol this does sound like a family guy possibility.

Next time don't pick Indiana Jones ;)