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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my Masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
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mshafty 0

NO WAY. You went out and got a bullshit degree with bad job prospects and now can't get a job. Haven't seen this FMY before!!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

F**k My Yo-Yo? F**k My Yarn? F**k My Youth? F**k My Yogurt? F**k My Youngster?

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doink 0

I think I may be overqualified. I know how to accurately use hyphens AND colons.

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pfunk129 1

I sense a statement from snickerdoodle on this fml.

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KurouTenshi 0

Don't feel bad, buddy. When I saved Hyrule after the great flood, all I got was a pair of pajamas, the same pajamas I was wearing before the whole thing started...but they're damn comfy :) and that's a that matters!

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natedog193 0

wow. you sir, have just acheived a level of win that cannot be topped.

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goldspeck 0

gotta say YDI. there plenty o research books out there telling you what kind of jobs are available for your degree. of you are in some place with no opportunity then move. if you didn't study your ass off, or network- you suck. if you aren't passionate enough about what you do to find success at all costs shouldn't have gotten a major for it. and semicolons? you didn't learn about those in gradeschool/kindergarten?

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smrtblkguy 0

You probably majored in basketweaving!!

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omgwtffmmfl 0

Logoff and study?

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