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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
If it took you that many years to understand what a semi-colon is used for, than yeah, you totally deserved it.
Obviously you had your head up your butt and completely ignored your lessons.... They taught also you that semi-colons can be used to link two independent clauses with no connecting words. You deserve it; you missed half of the lesson on semi-colons.
Where I work, we have master's degrees applying for entry-level, low-paying positions. The ones who do have master's degrees have to do community work and have a pet project. There is not that many jobs to go around. The old farts are not retiring so the good jobs don't ever open up.
from my MA i got the certification to prescribe medicine, assist in surgery and do anything else along those lines.
Note OP says "masters programs," not masters degree. Sounds like a bitter student looking for a reason to drop out.
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NO WAY. You went out and got a bullshit degree with bad job prospects and now can't get a job. Haven't seen this FMY before!!
F**k My Yo-Yo? F**k My Yarn? F**k My Youth? F**k My Yogurt? F**k My Youngster?