Death and Animals: Life's a beach - FML

Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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By LexiBoBexi - 12/07/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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Now you know

By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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By sothisishowidie - 30/09/2013 11:18 - Guam - Yigo

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

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Nice friends you got there

By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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stevie1359 0

Friday 12 August 2011 16:09

Couldnt you smell it? Lol

swasticop 0

Friday 12 August 2011 16:13

As long as you didn't have sex on it...

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coco_puffs09 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:51

Did you go "clubbing" afterward?

ouch1990 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:54

Yum a Canadian delicasy

zembof 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:08

U ppl are sick

rbarrows96 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:29

that's lovely fyl

bamireh345 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:54

Poor seal....

SherryA 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 9:27

Seriously... Why do people keep saying "How could you not know it was a seal?" READ the FML correctly and you'll know! It clearly says "... a late night walk..." Obviously it was DARK. And they didn't know it was a seal until they tried to sit on it.. Where is some people's common sense? Geese.

woopdattrick 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:55

I'm sure it would have a smell.

SherryA 15

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:27

I'm sure it would too.. If it were decomposing. Even if it was stinky, I'm sure at the moment they wouldn't have thought the smell was coming from what they thought was a "log". Just saying.

Link5794 18

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:34

Geese? What do geese have to do with anything?

Peacewind 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 9:35

It might be dark out...but I'm sure you can tell the toughness of log to seal. YDI

SherryA 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:09

Wow.. You soooo just proved me right about the common sense part. You know, when I said: "And they didn't know it was a seal UNTIL they tried to set on it". Duhhhh, you can't tell the toughness of something that you can't see well until you feel it!!! I feel like I'm explaining this to my 8 year old niece! But at least she has common sense.

woopdattrick 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:16

You mad?

Sheath 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:13

I actually LOL@this.... im sorry to here about that seal though.

doubleodoggy 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:18

Awww

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