Awkward, Fire and Love: Like a house on fire

Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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You deserved it 11 640

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 1 580

By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

Comments

urbanbigfoot 20

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:37

I wish I could find a burning love like that. Firey passion. Heated sensations. Warm touches. True love.

ad1836 19

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:44

This needs a follow-up for sure

TheGamingGamer 28

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:04

E-mail him a video of you burning the letter.

Druu 53

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:10

You could say he has the hots for you!

The_Majestique 18

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:22

Try not to get too heated about it..

balba31 13

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:28

Awwww thats cute

heartofhannah 28

Friday 11 December 2015 4:31

You're the boy in the FML, aren't you?

supertacowaffle 41

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:28

Poor OP :( I would like to know the full story though, what a sick horrible guy. ?

remometol 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:52

You say you'd like to know the full story, yet you say he's a sick horrible guy. You don't know the story so don't make assumptions

mikuxxhatsune 32

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:29

Well you seemed to light up his day...

shay_serendipity 29

Thursday 10 December 2015 21:21

And he was trying to return the favor by lighting up your day, OP!

Zarcissa 34

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:34

Are you that teacher who was lit on fire by a student?

silvermoon5033 26

Thursday 10 December 2015 11:42

Kinky

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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The Top

Today, my wife stopped mid blowjob because it tasted too clean, like my mint shower gel. FML

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Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

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Today, I met this girl on a party and things were going really well. We ended up getting it on in my room and I was about to do my thing after confidently have had bragging the whole night that I was the inspiration of the 50 shades of Grey series. Well guess who got a whiskey dick. FML

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Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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Today, I got stung by a bee on the tip top of my penis. No one understands why I am limping. FML

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML

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