Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
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boating_guy 33

That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape

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RWBY_RubyRose 9

No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter

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ManUtdFan743 21

I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP.

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drayloon 50

I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire...

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JMichael 25

It's burning love guys.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

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saraaa2552 15

It's better than nothing right?

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Adam_Power58 16

It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand

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DBudders 15

What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit.

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colorfulequines 6

Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up?

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