Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML
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empbob 20

I guess you really only hurt the ones you love....

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daynanance 9

He just wanted you to be the light of his life.

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Publikwerks 14

I think it comes down to what "boy who lit me on fire" is. On one end of the spectrum, there could be much more innocent prankish type stuff(which while not cool, doesn't have the intent to harm), and on the other end is dousing you with gas while laughing manically.

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Shane557 12

It could even be a chemistry lab accident...

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catherinecas 30

Yeah my cousin set me on fire on accident when we were like 3 and 4! Don't give children sparklers unsupervised!

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Severefear 7

I guess he has the hots for you.

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kmw003 17

I have so many questions lol. this needs a follow up asap.

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LPac5295 27

I guess things really lit up between you two.

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derpyshy 16

This is one FML where I really hope there's a follow-up. Was lighting you on fire an accident (and are you all right)? Hope that love letter also contained an apology.

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