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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 622

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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You deserved it 4 927

Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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You deserved it 68 099

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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You deserved it 3 094

Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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You deserved it 6 279

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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You deserved it 20 019

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 48 154

Friends for life

By Esther - 25/04/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Sungod 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:08

1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!

princesscinnamon 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:30

you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it

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Ninjaface 0

Monday 30 November 2009 7:34

F your friend's life for leaving his facebook open at your house. Now that you know he's been trashing you behind your back, you have everything you need to exact your sweet revenge...

zombienightmare 0

Monday 30 November 2009 8:22

get them all together, pour gas on them, flick your Bic! ....is that too much...?...

NothingToCompar1 0

Monday 30 November 2009 15:24

I would have my sister or someone else beat that bitch silly!

midnight_rain 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:58

Are you too much of a pansy ass to do it yourself or something?? OP, GET REVENGE! This actually really sucks... And honestly people? Dont deny it, you so would have snooped too, dont make yourselves out to be gods here.

ultraslick 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:30

Maybe they hate you because you do things like read other peoples private conversations.

cassyjones 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:19

uuuummmmmm maybe they hate u because you're snoopy and insecure!?

joy1523 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:02

you do deserve it for snooping. lesson learned. and no, not all of us would have done the same thing. i couldn't care less about what my friends messages on facebook say to each other. if they have something i should know about they would have told me. if not, its still not my place to go poking around.

mae18_fml 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:31

happened to mmee too !! HATE THAT SHIT but ooohh well find some new friends ! :P

katiewubsmusic 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:52

What the hell, if they talk about you like that, they're the ones who're insecure, and they have no life talking about their friend like that. Ditch them, there are a lot nicer people out there. Frealls. ;D

idkmyuser1 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:40

You shouldnt have been snooping BUT, they shouldnt be talking badly about you behind SO WHAT I WOULD DO IS SINCE YOUR ON HER FACEBOOK..HACK IT AND PUT PENISES EVERYWHERE! :D payback.simple.