Logical

By fresh single - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pomona

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Today, my girlfriend decided it was logical to accuse me of cheating because of the hundreds of emails I had from women wanting to meet up with me for sex. She had been looking in the "Spam" folder. FML
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HoboMeth 33

I heard somewhere that those who are quick to accuse of cheating are usually cheaters themselves

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BossMindedFemale 20

Everyone knows the spam folder is full of bullshit. Doesn't she have an email?

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HeartYou101 31

Jesus, remember those "ladies" from the MSN days? Asking to go on cam, etc. even after you told them to **** off. Thank God that's not around anymore.

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quarterbird 18

She's probably cheating or needed a convenient excuse to breakup.

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jeffprobs 29

"Babe, who the hell is Hot_girl_69, and why does she have the key to making your dick bigger!!"

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You can call me stupid on this if you want, but why was she reading your email in the first place? If you were married, I'd understand.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

So did you break up with her or did she break up with you? I suppose it doesn't matter; I'm just curious.

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BeachGirl27 23

I'm wondering, given how many emails you've received, if someone signed you up to a dating website without your knowledge or consent (former girlfriend or someone else with a beef with you).

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crims0nangel 16

No some companies sell your information. I get them all the time and I'm a woman. I really like the ones giving me advice on how to gain and keep a rock solid erection.

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FalloutScrolls 25

You mean there AREN'T hot single ladies in my area looking to meet me? Darn.

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sparkledoge 29

I know the feel, all this time i thought i was really a Nigerian prince's distant white cousin and would receive money from him but it was all lies...

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FalloutScrolls 25

Them feels, bro. Them feels... *bro hug*

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StickyPickles 33

Did you know there are lots of local girls looking for sex? Apparently, they want to meet me too. . . seems fishy haha

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sighlifeman 12

I've got every email possible, I'm not getting those messages so.. maybe there is some **** u must've join I'm guessing

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ksks1234 33

I do not watch **** at all, yet I always get those emails. Question for people that visit **** sites, do you even have to enter an email address?

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SecundusSecunda 27

You're telling me there weren't any hotties in my area that wanted to get together!?

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