Love, Lonely and Pranks: Lonely, so lonely…

Lonely, so lonely…

By m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 927

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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You deserved it 8 244

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 6 151

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By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 177

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By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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You deserved it 2 305

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 10:00 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

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You deserved it 98

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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You deserved it 75 127

By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 936

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 40 085

YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 19:05

The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 19:15

"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:13

You should probably try getting involved in something so you could meet new people.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 19:15

"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*

peakcheer 2

Monday 20 June 2011 21:16

haha your comments always make me laugh:)

LemonStarship 5

Monday 20 June 2011 19:15

Prank callers usually hang up at some point...

qwerta_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 21:59

great, especially because they wouldn't have been able to see each other

atsirk 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:20

no shit. the point of a prank call isnt to make friends

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:19

yeah- you need some friends

shutupYDI 4

Monday 20 June 2011 23:22

I love your piercing

Vball6 19

Monday 26 March 2012 3:24

Hmm.. Maybe that's the point of the fml?

Lolpizza_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:26

get a life! im sorry! but seriously! ;(

JPEG7 12

Monday 20 June 2011 19:27

so... your popular... lol. if you were just being silly with the prank caller then they might not of hung up. so you sound boring lol

palltaru 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:30

ouch...

textwork 4

Monday 20 June 2011 19:32

atleast you won't have to worry bout prank calls anymore

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 20 June 2011 19:36

This sounds like me...

DrewsFML 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:18

LOL nerds', big fan, seen all your videos

agummere796 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:41

mr. Lonely:(

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML

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Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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Today, we had two of our longest serving coworkers retire at the company I work at, and they hired two young prospects to replace them. The problem? They asked me to train them both for the next 4 months, cancelling my PTO in the process, and then I learned they were being paid nearly 20% more than I am. FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

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Forever alone man

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