Love: Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there....

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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clipse 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:09

YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.

arienh4 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:06

Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.

Comments

cherrybollosm04 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:06

aaaaaaaaaw thats why you dont judge edit: first.. and i know people hate this, but once you finally can do it. its nice.

ferrettamer 6

Friday 31 December 2010 3:39

Judge what?

neal001 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:12

Umm did you have balls to ask a girl out instead of the other way

Luunatic 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:35

What is there to judge...? The phone!?

arienh4 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:06

Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.

Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:08

sometimes phones don't have caller ID's smart one.

p2p_92 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:33

Hello eminem

lillaurie89 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:08

Even if you don't have caller ID, after a second or two the telemarketer usually starts talking If that didn't happen then obviously it was someone else...?

clipse 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:09

YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.

oarisimo 4

Thursday 8 July 2010 21:20

exactly. try anger management

KillerCheez 2

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:57

What if he was having a bad day? simple minded people annoy me..

Sens_fan9 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:12

Well now you know it was your crush, so how about you ask them out? At least now you know they like you. Just tell them the truth and what happened. Oh, lol, I would also scream after 2 calls. I don't blame you. But yea, I say FYL.

amelinat 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:12

OH WOW, the ad for thats come up on the side of my screen is "WACKY PRANK CALLS want to prank call someone right now?" Good Job google ads.

_krystallynn_ 11

Monday 31 December 2012 9:37

mines a state farm ad.

red_wings 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:13

and swearing would accomplish what? telemarketers are doing their jobs and if you yell at a pranker they just keep doing it

woahcomments 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:13

aw poor girl :( explain to her... maybe she'll understand? i'd be a bit freaked out though.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:14

have some hate/revenge sex. that will make it all better

imortal20 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 5:08

WIN

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:15

YDI... for one their phone could be fubared. Best is to say, "I can't hear you please call back" then hang up. If they keep calling forever grab the number. Call them back and say "I'd like to talk but I can't hear you or speak up." Don't judge because it made you look like an ass.