Love, Lonely and Pranks: Lonely, so lonely…

Lonely, so lonely…

By m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 927

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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You deserved it 8 244

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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You deserved it 5 499

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 327

You deserved it 6 151

Forever alone man

By Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 177

The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 848

You deserved it 2 305

Talk to me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 10:00 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

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You deserved it 98

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 296

You deserved it 75 127

By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 964

You deserved it 3 936

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 635

You deserved it 40 085

YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 19:05

The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 19:15

"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*

Comments

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:29

lmao... that's really sad, but it's funny.

grass_hopperr 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:20

Sadly, I've done this before :[

some1azn 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:34

The prank caller wanted to annoy you, but that backfired and you annoyed him. -__-

alicecanitbe 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:42

sorry op but this made me laugh out loud but I hope. u find a friend soon

iLove2LoveU 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:50

cjgqsmooth 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:48

wow, are you that desperate to talk to somebody?

AwesomeNinjazz 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:03

get some friends

fuh_kin_su_pah 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:56

ur lofe blows

lksdliz 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:25

Dear God, your generation is doomed. You honestly didn't leave the house or interact with anyone all day? How do you live?

bootje 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:29

You don't know whose generation OP is from. OP, who is ONE person by the way. So don't get all "Mine is better than yours".

jimmyjamesyall 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:45

It's probably because you think the term is "prank" caller and not "crank caller". Maybe if you learn what words mean people will talk to you.

stef_s4 3

Friday 24 June 2011 22:26

haha crank caller. my dad says that, i didnt think anyone else did tho.

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