Babies and Kids: Look at that

Look at that

By Gremlin - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Staines

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

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spazticechidna 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:04

You are watching your kid shit?

perdix 29

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:11

For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!

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TheFizzWurt 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:16

SHOULD HAVE or SHOULD'VE I know should've sounds like should of, but apparently no one teaches anything anymore.

Luna349 5

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:10

Why are so many people asking why she's watching her kid take a shit? For all we know this is a toddler who she is potty training...

nm_98 3

Saturday 30 November 2013 22:07

Wait.... Are you saying you watch your kid shit cuz that's just wrong!!!!!!

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