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By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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You deserved it 6 077

By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 497

You deserved it 36 509

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 496

You deserved it 5 019

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 480

You deserved it 6 148

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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You deserved it 6 539

By Henry - 11/11/2011 22:29 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

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You deserved it 45 817

By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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You deserved it 48 408

By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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You deserved it 6 305

It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 163

You deserved it 4 026

Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 120

You deserved it 13 417

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 May 2019 5:38

Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!

Darebearius 7

Friday 24 May 2019 5:03

Sounds like a sticky situation.

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Darebearius 7

Friday 24 May 2019 5:03

Sounds like a sticky situation.

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 24 May 2019 5:07

This was gross and more information than I ever wanted to know dude

moonlight77 28

Sunday 26 May 2019 2:09

Lol then you shouldn’t be on FML 🤣 Most of the stuff you read on here will be “more information then you ever wanted to know”

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 May 2019 5:38

Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!

bloopaloop 27

Friday 24 May 2019 6:01

So I guess he knows you’re a dude now. Too bad.

fde2blknimout 18

Friday 24 May 2019 10:16

Why were you the one agains the wall?

fde2blknimout 18

Friday 24 May 2019 10:18

Maybe next time you will remember to put your hair up.

mikbrooke 25

Saturday 25 May 2019 0:29

but hair can still be pulled even when its up, so i dont see your point.

what 1

Friday 24 May 2019 17:50

Glass half full...Seems pretty clear you’re awesome

Robert Knighton 5

Saturday 25 May 2019 1:58

Did it get in the hair on your head or on the extensions? lol

Rosskow 8

Monday 27 May 2019 8:43

well, a hairjob is a hairjob

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Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

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Sexy

Same thing different taste

It's just a flesh wound!

Girl boss

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