Transportation: Look out!

Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Fore!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By qwerki4 - 28/10/2015 19:29 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

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1Tsk 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:25

always trust old people grabbing you

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:27

For once, I actually love the first comment that was made on a new post.

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rityz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:54

you are a gawddamn drama queen. i know thr is always a risk of rape or sthg but who the **** wld grab u in broad daylight w so many ppl ard u dumbass

LeLeMarie90 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:52

WTF???? Did this person even MENTION rape??? If someone randomly grabbed me ANYWHERE I would scream and try to get the person off me, you would too. Overall though, I laughed at this one and if I had been the one grabbed I would've laughed after the fact with everyone else and apologize to the guy.

Glitchman_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 6:02

Okay, USUALLY I'd say something along the lines of, "bitch, stop thinking everyone wants you that badly" but to be honest, if I was actually physically grabbed, I would probably flinch as well. Getting randomly grabbed is pretty shocking when you're not paying attention. Of course, YDI anyway for not seeing a golf cart driving towards you. How oblivious do you have to be to not notice one of the slowest motor vehicles in the world coming at you? And despite the terrible wording, I have to agree with #52 partially. Rape is a terrible thing, but the more and more I open my eyes, the more and more I see women using the word rape as an unjustified tool to fix their one-night stands and regret-f*cks. You can bet your ass if a dude got drunk and had sex with a woman he didn't want to if he was sober, he wouldn't be able to call it rape.

trixr4kids 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:10

too many ydi's on this one. how many of you would trust a random man grabbing you at a train station?

CheezerX 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:39

too many girls think they're gona get raped....im assumming if there's golf carts then wtf u must live ina decent nieghborhood...

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:13

#75: You can't even spell correctly and you want to call someone a dumbass? Wow, YOU are an idiot. #78: That is because we are, I live in the suburbs but do you know how many times I have been approached by GROWN-MEN, mind you I'm 14, trying to talk to me and touch me? A lot.

abu3mair 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:37

how can you get run over by a golf cart?

Necrophile_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 21:14

A golf cart? In MY train station?!

sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:51

the person on the golf cart could have just said excuse me, he didnt need to grab you like that, its not like u were about to get hit by a car

maddiecakess94 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:50

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