Jewelry and Health: Looking good

Looking good

By Kbizz - 03/06/2010 02:12 - Canada

Today, I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. It's in an interesting place in my ear, and it's not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it, someone asked, "Are you wearing a hearing aid?" FML

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You deserved it 32 402

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 459

You deserved it 1 726

Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 880

You deserved it 4 127

By Cody - 30/12/2008 09:35 - France

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 954

You deserved it 2 318

Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 435

By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 520

You deserved it 9 649

By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 169

You deserved it 2 575

Unfair!

By sean - 09/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got a warning at work for wearing my ear studs. Not only have I worn them the whole time for the last year I was here, I was unaware of this “rule.” I also was just told that the female employees are allowed to wear them, but men are not. “It looks unprofessional.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 143

By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 850

You deserved it 13 646

Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 373

You deserved it 1 014

Good one, guys, thanks

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 040

You deserved it 179

Oupazas 1

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:12

First, who gives a shit about piercings? Second, who gives a shit about what people say about you?

cmac86 23

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:10

the fact that you got it in a different place should tell you something-people are going to stare and wonder.

Comments

lovesamystery 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:09

agree with 29 you say what I didn't hear you!!!! ;)

kbizzle55 0

Friday 4 June 2010 7:30

Ha ha this was my FML its a Daith piercing. It wasnt TRULY a FML moment.. but i thought it was funnier and less depressing then reading about how everyones partner is a cheater.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 4 June 2010 7:51

it's true. I hate when people whine about things not being an fml. it's much more pleasant to hear ones like this than depressing ones

steven11x 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 3:20

i have piercings to but you have to learn how to deal with people making fun of you

gaff1229 1

Sunday 6 June 2010 6:01

I don't understand, how is this an FML?

xXStupidxFreakXx 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 8:35

It must have been the Tragus.

BabiGurl90 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:58

I wud b pissed if sumone sed dt to me

JokeMeister 0

Monday 7 June 2010 22:15

That musta been the reason nobody else put it there. Doofus.

cocam01 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:28

wow seriously you're an idiot and an ass for being offended. If it offends you so much take the stupid piercing out cuz there's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing hearing aids.