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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 20:12 - Denmark

Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2008 03:01 - France

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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By madi - 15/04/2011 19:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

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By CantBlink - 16/07/2012 18:25 - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML

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Shock98 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:50

wear an eye-patch. they'll think you're super badass.

wildfire393 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:51

Pirates are automatic win. Trust me.

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maximumoverdrive 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:43

DO THE EYEPATCH. it will make you look mysterious and badass.

crank_it 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:47

Nice. I vote eyepatch...makes it seem more cool :D

nodbor 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:48

Eye patch with a bee on it

simplexistance 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:50

go for the eye patch, that'd be superr sweet. :)

dramageek5 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:54

if they're allowed in class, sunglasses are a good option

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:55

same exact thing happened to my brother. he's not allergic but it puffed up anyway.

jessieadele 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:00

ahhh! thats crazy! that same thing basicly happend to me last year! i got the doctor to write a note and i wore sunglasses the whole day

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:01

Aw, that really sucks. D: I feel for you.

poorcar 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:01

ohhhhh no that is so horrible!!!! hahah good humor in it though

rocketdog 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:07

Eye-patch all the way :)

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