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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By Bryce - 13/06/2021 04:00

Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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greenie213 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 16:41

They must have had something really painful in their teeth.

perdix 29

Thursday 14 March 2013 16:42

They probably thought it was your weed in the plastic bag. And if they had beef jerky stuck between their teeth, they may have been desperate enough to break into your car to get a toothpick. Lesson for today, kids: Don't eat beef jerky unless you have easy access to floss and a Water-pik!

Comments

Bakarra 22

Thursday 14 March 2013 17:47

I guess I won't even have to ask if it's insured or not...

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 15 March 2013 11:14

Toothpick insurance? Let's hope OP has that!

mario2012 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 17:48

Someone stole your dime bag? Damn, someone must have been desperate for some weed.

RtardSupport 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:15

They really must have been bored, that or they were just practicing..

lucianaamelia 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:17

Hopefully the police PICK their scrawny butts up and put them in jail. HEHEHEH

yesyesnonono 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:57

Sounds like you got a cat problem.

hannaaaahr 33

Friday 15 March 2013 10:09

????

AllThingsBright_ 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:26

We've all been there. When you have that annoying piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth and NOTHING will get it out but a nicely sharpened toothpick. Desperate times call for desperate measures!

DanniNell 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:41

Recently a guy broke into may dad's new car and all he took was a small bag of Lays BBQ chips.

FlyingPie 17

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:49

A similar thing happened to me once. One of my cars was broken into and the face of the stereo was stolen. The stereo face wasn't even detachable. So I had to buy a new piece of glass and a new stereo for the car.