Love is blind

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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You deserved it 180

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 806

You deserved it 3 012

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 542

You deserved it 2 438

By Anonymous - 20/12/2015 08:25

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

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You deserved it 1 668

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 718

You deserved it 2 963

Many such cases

By Homunculus1 - 21/10/2022 14:00

Today, my wife admitted she loves me as a father to our children, but is no longer attracted to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 190

You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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You deserved it 4 883

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 443

You deserved it 3 319

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 895

You deserved it 4 907

By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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You deserved it 7 272

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 013

You deserved it 3 107

Allie614032 34

Friday 1 May 2020 23:06

Did she fall for him before or after you two got married?

MsMourningStar 22

Saturday 2 May 2020 20:03

That sounds like some serious daddy issues.

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Allie614032 34

Friday 1 May 2020 23:06

Did she fall for him before or after you two got married?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 May 2020 23:53

That's so sad! She could have become your stepmother.

FadedShield 5

Sunday 3 May 2020 21:32

Milfzr, anybody?

MsMourningStar 22

Saturday 2 May 2020 20:03

That sounds like some serious daddy issues.

pawesome21 21

Tuesday 5 May 2020 2:36

U should buy and use the same cologne as him!

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Love is blind

Same thing different taste

Many such cases

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