Love: Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong....

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksma - 29/01/2017 07:00 - United States - Stilwell

Today, at his request, I met up with my brother for lunch so we could catch up. Apparently, our mother put him up to it so he could tell me our parents are getting a divorce. They didn't want to tell me themselves because I'm "too emotional." FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Let 'em in

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Västerås

Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML

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Love is blind

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Thanks for the help

By singlemom - 15/07/2021 16:01

Today, while in line for my prescription, my daughter was interrogating the man behind us. I'm a single mother. She asked the man, "Do you think my mom is pretty? Want to go on a date with her?" When he told her he was married, she replied, "So? You can get a divorce." FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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soketgo 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:55

maybe he met a dog...

track69 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:27

wow that really sucks. I'm sorry

Comments

track69 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:27

wow that really sucks. I'm sorry

spearhead 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:52

wow I see all these sad and empathetic comments but the first thing I thought was LOLZ

franniedottp 8

Saturday 5 March 2011 19:00

me too xD

seanders 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:55

lol that's awesome, well for me to read anyway. Guess she kept declining to try anal then?

intheboot 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:58

yeah that situation really blows. sounds like your dad is being a real butt ******!

Dodlaf_fml 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:35

haha +1

iluvmemicookies 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:30

8, Agreed.

Ariannalang 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:40

I don't see why it matters if he went to guys. Both of my best friend's mothers divorced their husbands and they now are dating girls. I'm sorry about the divorce, though.

awesomechica1229 5

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:31

ooh, that sounds horrible! f your moms and your life

MichaelGood 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 21:47

he's just gay no bigs maybe the wife but the kid can still stay in touch. it's better than the dad dieing.

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 5 March 2011 22:26

Nice gynecomastia *******. Might wanna get those checked out.

yoshee24k 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:06

true

iluvmemicookies 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 0:33

I think you might need to change your picture. Aren't you the sane guy who got 32 comments on one pair of ****? Not many people look at your comments now just your picture. It's a cool picture but you know.