School, Awkward and Love: Love story

Love story

By theatreismylife - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 816

You deserved it 12 360

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 513

You deserved it 6 394

By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 102

You deserved it 1 905

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 144

You deserved it 12 191

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 266

You deserved it 42 375

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 856

You deserved it 3 238

By snowinggrey - 19/02/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 811

You deserved it 11 846

Not so secret anymore

By Lovenotes - 17/10/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 399

You deserved it 43 069

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 156

You deserved it 18 364

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 868

You deserved it 1 944

Mr. Smooth

By funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06

Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 576

You deserved it 474

jSOPURE 3

Monday 27 April 2009 10:08

You mean to tell me the English language doesn't make you hot? :(

junjouromantica 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:07

Now I see why you like him.

Comments

nnnnn12345 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:27

He's a keeper

sarahashley 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:28

are you still in elementary school?

trainunderwater 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:39

This is an FML only because you like a guy who doesn't know what a pronoun is.

a_boat 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:40

#13 American education is not, shall we say, something to write home about

PureGold 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:53

I can't figure out if he was trying to be funny by messing with your head, or he just got nervous and backed out at the last second. I hope it's the latter, cause otherwise he doesn't know what a pronoun is O_O

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 10:55

HAHA, that's something I'd do.

PureGold 0

Monday 27 April 2009 11:02

haha #18 is right...I hadn't noticed that! xD

Inspired22 11

Monday 27 April 2009 11:09

Oh, come on, just because he asked you what a pronoun was doesn't mean he doesn't like you! Seriously. Guys will ask you for help on their homework just for an excuse to talk to you. It's a good thing. :-)