Love: Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When...

By snowinggrey - 19/02/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Climaxx 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

Aw, he's caring! Sounds like he was kinda polite about it :L

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

How embarrassing, but sounds like someone needs to brush their teeth better.

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rulingtomax 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:14

At least he didn't yell it to the class

MineIsBigger 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:25

always take a few peppermints with you just in case brushing your teeth isnt working

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 19 February 2012 10:50

Or make a huge deal about it.

IAdminIFlow 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:28

u shoulda said, i ate a mint, ur just smelling ur own breath, then walked away, slowly

taekwondogirl987 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 14:57

Sorry op!! Did you brush this morning tho? :/

Climaxx 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

Aw, he's caring! Sounds like he was kinda polite about it :L

fugazeeb 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 12:19

I hate bad hygiene

DontClickOnMe 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:15

How embarrassing, but sounds like someone needs to brush their teeth better.

angeljewlz 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 10:08

Don't forget the tongue!!! (;

LaughinStock 16

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:04

AND flossing :) don't want those pieces of orange hanging in between teeth.

DocAwesome 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 12:06

AND gargling using Crest (my favorite) the one that is not alcohol free :)

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:20

well he could have busted you out about it but instead he was private about it and i mean i would have said thanks and took it cause in all honesty it would be embarrassing but it would keep you from having bad breath :3