Love, Intimacy, Sex and Boredom: Love Story

Love Story

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 19:59

Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML

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You deserved it 1 821

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Same thing different taste

By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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You deserved it 12 773

By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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You deserved it 12 852

Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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You deserved it 387

Getting on

By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 23:00

Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML

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You deserved it 288

Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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You deserved it 336

SO FRUSTRATING!

By Squidward tentacles - 25/09/2023 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML

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You deserved it 1 216

Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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You deserved it 1 426

Quickie

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 23:00

Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML

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You deserved it 552

Quickie

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 02:00

Today, it's been exactly one year since I’ve had sex, and even that was because my wife caught me masturbating and helped me out with a zero effort handjob that was over in 15 seconds, since I’d already done 90% of the work. FML

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You deserved it 278

Zach Hoeft 9

Thursday 16 December 2021 21:07

sounds like **** addiction

rayraysoto 10

Thursday 16 December 2021 22:27

you should probably have sex with your wife more than you ********** before she finds someone else who wants to have sex with her.

Comments

nonotnow 1

Sunday 19 December 2021 5:21

I am with you, I like having sex with my wife but getting her in the mood if at all takes so long that it is a lot less effort to do it myself

theark 14

Sunday 19 December 2021 5:33

I know the feeling I’m fighting a **** addiction and my wife is a therapist you just caused me to realize I guess I try to hide it Alot and I almost do except sometimes I can **** for hours and don’t cum, it’s exhausting I have to stop it’s not worth it to be able to last for ever in bed

theark 14

Sunday 19 December 2021 5:35

**** addict “I try to hide it Alot and I almost do except sometimes I can **** for hours and don’t cum, it’s exhausting I have to stop it’s not worth it, to be able to last for ever in bed”