Lovely bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3

Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.

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seximexi911 10

Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha

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hiyourcute 0

What kind of kindergarteners use "*******" and "bitch" in the correct context regularly? I smell a fake..

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frustratedcelt 18

Actually while working with children I have found the worst behaved and cheekiest to be from middleclass backgrounds where they are pandered and pampered with next to no dicipline at home.

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skyeyez9 24

There are brats in every social class, I find the rich ones the most annoying. They brag about all the stuff they have and rub it in.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

59-Lol your pic

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xSorry_fml 10

This situation requires the use of the five across the face and the dragon punch. Be assertive and creative when showing your physical dominance over children.

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Hyperion11 2

Those are some awesome kids, I have a feeling when I do have kids, they'll be like that.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Awesome? They sound like little ***** to me and that shouldn't be something to be proud of/look forward to.

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skyeyez9 24

Your brats will be in prison by the time they are 17 and knocked up at 14 if you let them run feral and be little *****.

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newlove_fml 0

61- 17 sounds like a long shot. I see them in some form of juvenile detention center by the age of 10. Or maybe an insane asylum.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Then please do the world a favour and get yourself spayed or neutered now. If you're looking forward to ******* up as a parent, it's obviously a job you need not have.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Please do the world a favor and refrain from reproducing. You're obviously not cut out to handle the job of parenting. But if you decide to ignore us and have kids anyways... God help us all.

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sportsfan20 3

Tell them the truth, the bitch lives at their house.

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randomkayx3 11

Oh balls. I thought it'd be a jail or something. Hide somewhere.

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firefighterjohn 9

where do you live....? in the hood???

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Xquisite1 28

Like most of the kids who shoot up schools are from the hood also. *rolls eyes* Alot of poor people actually discipline their children. You are an idiot.

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t765234 10

47- Personally speaking, I live in a 70% white, middle-class city and there has been only one pre-meditated murder since it's founding, how many murders are in "da hood" on average in a month?

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jad07 0

What a pansy, a bunch of kids just called you a bitch and on top of it all they kicked your ass. Go old school on their ass and smack them around with a ruler.

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