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Low blow

By Marleck - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said, "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 353

You deserved it 4 846

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Top comments

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 12:16

You are wasting your life hoping for something to happen. She doesn't deserve your attention.

loser_fml 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 12:41

story of my life too

Comments

rivaraven 35

Thursday 22 November 2012 13:24

If you are NOT her boyfriend, why would she think that you guys are MORE than friends? Frienzoned people are weird and don't understand the meaning of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". Fo ***** sake, who would call you his/her boyfriend/girlfriend when you clearly are NOT?

my_name_is_earl 9

Monday 18 March 2013 4:38

Friendzone level: INFINITY!

Wyoming25 3

Tuesday 30 August 2022 17:05

well now you know where you stand

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Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

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I agree, your life sucks 29 836

You deserved it 3 328

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You deserved it 186

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You deserved it 374