Poopoo peepee and Kids: Lowkey

Lowkey

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

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By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By thanks dad - 01/08/2020 02:02

Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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twenty2182 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

...and everyone swam away

bambi77 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:31

by an anonymous man?

Comments

derriduh 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:27

Hahaha, I saw this happen at the beach one time. I just laughed. Don't worry, the beach makes people happy, everyone probably thought it was amusing.

FYL23 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:35

**** u ur a terrible mom

ropeandneck 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:35

as terrible as your spelling ? just click the YDI button and get the **** out, we don't insult people for nothing on FML. in a supermarket you can do it and it's ******* funny, but not here.

dumass30 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:41

You don't tell a kid to pee in a freckin lake I mean really

dyingstart 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:47

Kids say the darndest things.

conan6 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:51

YDI don't teach your kids to be uncivilized like yourself.

madasahatter 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:08

Ew. Lakes aren't like the ocean. They're much smaller and the water never goes anywhere. It just stays in the lake. Forever. So you ******* deserve it.

hjjl 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:24

you are a moron, lake water changes, they aren't just stagnant pools of water. water flows through creeks and rivers and reaches other lakes and sometime eventually the ocean. Unless they are man made they usually flow into other water sources. If they didn't have a water source then water levels wouldn't fluctuate and in dry spells the water would evaporate in noticeable amounts... or in rain storms every lake in the world would flood. Way to comment on something you know nothing about.

cba_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:35

Maybe you should check out the definition of a lake before you talk about it....clearly you didn't learn anything in geography class:P

jmeg_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:09

It's a lake. Fish pee in it. Snakes pee in it. Turtles and woodchucks and frogs and pretty much everything else that lives around it at least occasionally pees in it. Moreover: things DIE in there, and decompose. Things have sex, vomit, and poop. You should remind anyone who has a problem with your kid peeing of this. :)

ddrluna 2

Friday 17 July 2009 4:17

Your bluntness made me laugh. Well said.

Sleyah 3

Friday 17 July 2009 4:53

I was about to say something similar, and then I saw your post. So, agreed. XD

5bye7 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:27

oh my god **** YOUR WHOLE entire life cause this happened. i mean goddamn this is seriously a life ruining situation. this whole website blows, **** all of you coffee drinkers

crazeh_monkeh 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:43

Today, I was swimming in the local lake when I hear a little girl standing next to me scream ""MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" while looking at her dad. FML