Poopoo peepee and Kids: Lowkey

Lowkey

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML

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By seethroughpee - 06/05/2015 05:22 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By thanks dad - 01/08/2020 02:02

Today, we were slowly introducing my daughter to the pool to help her get over her terrible fear of water. My father-in-law scoffed, called us pussies, and tossed my daughter straight into the water. When I threw him out, he insisted he was just trying to teach her to swim "the right way." FML

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By embarassed - 25/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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twenty2182 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

...and everyone swam away

bambi77 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:31

by an anonymous man?

Comments

cocky 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:40

a kids piss isn't half as dirty as half the shit in a lake, big deal.

dacman48 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:47

if the kids under 5, than it might be acceptable. however, if you got a 15yo out in the middle of a lake yelling man-mom, can i take a piss here?, than yeah, that sucks. still ur fault though

khatuba 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:00

OMG hahahahahaha lol lmao that was hilarious. "man-mom." hahahaha i fell off my bed laughing.

GongButterfly 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:49

Honestly la, I don't really get this, unless there was people around, and then they found out you told your kid to piss in the lake instead of finding a toilet bowl?

leMeepO_o 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:54

eh, peeing in the lake isn't a big deal. telling your kid who tends to shout things to the man she calls her mom, might not be a great idea...

BreezyPear 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:55

Uuum most of the time there are port-o-potties nearby, or at least bushes. But seriously dude, kids accidently swallow lake water all the time too. GROSS!

blue_mandie4 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:55

Everyone pees in the lake, no biggie. I was told to pee in the lake when I was younger, we tell my nephew and niece to pee in the lake now. Heck, last weekend, my sis-in-law before she got out of the lake with everyone else waited till everyone was away from her to pee.

_neutrality 0

Friday 17 July 2009 2:56

This isn't an FML at all. I pee in the lake all the time while I'm out boating, as does everyone else I know. There aren't any floating toilets out there. -.-

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Friday 17 July 2009 3:05

I've actually seen a little floating dock with a porta-potty on it in the middle of the lake before. xD & The OP probably didn't chose a gender so it just automatically put "man"