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By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
...and everyone swam away
why did it say mom when you're a man
Are you calling the daughter an "it?"
because the man, OP, is a fagget , or how gays say, a homosexual
lol or is it u whos the dumBass
SO DAMN CONFUSED!!! Here are the possibilities in order of likeliness: 1) The dad (OP) told his daughter to pee in the lake, but the daughter still asked the question to her mum 2) The OP is a woman, and accidentally clicked 'man' when typing the FML 3) The OP accidentally typed "MOM" instead of "DAD" Even if two homosexual men have a kid (which is possible #58. Ever heard of adoption? Surrogacy would be another option I guess), I doubt the kid would call one of the men "dad" and the other "mum". That just wouldn't make a jot of sense. More likely the kid would just call the men by their first name.
and didnt change the option from man to woman probably
#85 - I have heard of that, though - the more effimiate one is referred to with feminine pronouns. Also, OP: YDI, that's not cool.
Maybe the mother came to the lake as well.
Well, im guessing that, like all good parents, this guy has never exposed himself to this little girl so she dont know if hes a man or not cause he wears women's clothing and uses the "Ladies" room..... So i say, ur a good transvestite for not reveling ur junk to kids, but maybe u should sit her down and have a little talk about "mommy" likes to go to gay bars, when shes old enough to know.....
umm have you ever wondered maybe it could be the mother writting on er husbands account. ?
#58 ... dumbest reasoning... I have ever heard... ever.
Why does every one assume they are gay?
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Oooh man. You signed yourself up for that by having a kid though haha
by an anonymous man?
so it totally happened to someone else at the lake and he took this to make it his own. i dont believe its FAKE. its just not his fml. but dude change it to dad. or the person accidently selected man instead of woman
maybe the dad told her to, but the kid asked her mom. nothing hard to understand, you guys.
I am the person who wrote this FML... I chose anonymous, I am in fact a woman, therefore I am the MOTHER. Not a big freaking deal... I took my daughter to the lake, by myself. Everyone happy? Good.
ydi
Wow, way to be a lazy parent. I agree, YDI
The kid's pee is probably the most sanitary thing in the lake so it really was ok. It does kinda suck that the kid wasn't aware of the fact that she was supposed to be discreet but hey she's a kid :D
not to mention god knows how many other creatures pee in the lake on a daily basis. people pee in swimming pools all the time, i fail to see what the big deal is about peeing in a lake.
I think you mean why does she call her father mom?
LOL ^ I can't think of any reason why this would be an FML other than the fact that the OP's daughter calls her dad mommy..
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...and everyone swam away
by an anonymous man?