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By lukey101 - 12/01/2025 06:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML

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By Keith87 - 07/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2025 22:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML

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By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

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Sunday 12 January 2025 13:21

how didn't you notice this if conditioner leaves a very distinctive feeling afterwards? shampoo leaves a rough feeling ...while conditioner softens the hair

JasonThorn 20

Monday 13 January 2025 13:19

Well, the instructions do usually say "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

Comments

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 11 January 2025 22:47

On the bright side, for the past three months your hair has been super clean!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 12 January 2025 3:45

Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair.

cyanideCircus 2

Tuesday 14 January 2025 23:30

no conditioner is better. it leaves the hair silky and smooth

Welp- 7

Sunday 12 January 2025 13:21

how didn't you notice this if conditioner leaves a very distinctive feeling afterwards? shampoo leaves a rough feeling ...while conditioner softens the hair

d j mom 8

Sunday 12 January 2025 15:04

I get it.. all the bottles look the same. with dove you have to be careful because the print is so small. and some of the shampoos are really moisturizing.